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How my Aibou tells a Story. (On Skype)

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[10:43:00 AM] Amber: so it all starts with Thetis, who is Achilles’ mom and a Goddess of the sea
[10:43:14 AM] Amber: and she has a prophecy that she’s gonna give birth to a son who will be even stronger than whoever the father is
[10:43:22 AM] Amber: so Zeus, who definitely has a thing for her is like
[10:43:36 AM] Amber: “Shit I can’t possibly have a kid who’s stronger than me that would be SO BAD OKAY GOTTA MARRY HER OFF OKAY”
[10:43:47 AM] Amber: “YOU MORTAL MAN WHO IS STRON GNAMED PELEUS!!!”
[10:43:50 AM] Amber: “MARRY THETIS”
[10:44:06 AM] Amber: “AND HAVE A KID KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT CAUSE AT LEAST THEN HE WONT BE A GOD OR STRONGER THAN ME KTHNX BYE”
[10:44:19 AM] Amber: so they have a wedding
[10:44:26 AM] Amber: and every God / Goddess is invited
[10:44:31 AM] Amber: except the Goddess Strife
[10:44:33 AM] Amber: aka: Maleficent
[10:44:37 AM] Amber: (in my mind)
[10:44:46 AM] Amber: who shows up like “Bitch how dare you not invite me”
[10:45:14 AM] Amber: “But you dont have a baby to curse with sleeping shit soooooooo…HERE ILL HAVE FUN WITH THIS GOLDEN APPLE THAT GOES TO THE PRETTIEST GODDESS IN DA HOUSE:
[10:45:44 AM] Amber: And of course Hera, (Zeus’ Wife), Aphrodite (goddess of love) and Athena (Zeus’ fave daughter) are all like “DAT IS ME IM THE PRETTIEST!!!”
[10:46:03 AM] Amber: and they’re like “Grrr how dare you say you’re the prettiest…ZEUS COME PICK WHICH OF US IS PRETTIEST!!!!”
[10:46:25 AM] Amber: and Zeus is like “…great the three most important women in my life are asking me to pick between them shiiiiiiiit okay um…GIRLS LEMME GET SOMEONE ELSE TO PICK OKAY? OKAY!!!”
[10:46:38 AM] Amber: “HEY YOU, MORTAL PRINCE OF TROY NAMED PARIS COME PICK WHICH OF THESE LOVELY LADIES IS THE PRETTIEST OKAY?”
[10:46:43 AM] Amber: so they go down to see Paris
[10:46:47 AM] Amber: and each of the Goddesses bribe him
[10:47:10 AM] Amber: Athena says “If you pick me, I’ll make you the most badass warrier ever like everyone will want you, and you’ll fight in glorious battles and win every time!!!”
[10:47:14 AM] Amber: and Paris is like “hmmm okay”
[10:47:26 AM] Amber: and Hera’s like “NO NO if you pick me I’ll make you King of the finest lands in teh world!”
[10:47:34 AM] Amber: and Paris like “hmmm…that’s good…”
[10:47:55 AM] Amber: and then Aphrodite’s like “PUH LEASE if you pick me, I’ll give you the most beautiful woman in the world as your wife.”
[10:48:03 AM] Amber: and Paris is like “OKAY ITS DEFINITELY APHRODITE!!!”
[10:48:45 AM] Amber: so he and Aphrodite go and pick up Helen, who’s a Greek woman who’s beauty has divine origins since she’s apparently part swan since apparently Zeus is her daddy through weird swan sex it’s weird SHE WAS BORN FROM AN EGG OKAY I DONT EVEN
[10:48:54 AM] Amber: *shot dead*
[10:49:09 AM] Amber: omg omg the best part is Achilles tho
[10:49:18 AM] Amber: HIS MOM IS LIKE SUPER PROTECTIVE OF HIM
[10:49:40 AM] Amber: He’s like “MOM OMG I JUST HEARD OF THIS AWESOME BATTLE G
OING DOWN AT TROY I WANNA GO CAUSE THEY NEED ME IM HUMANITYS STRONGEST SOLDIER AND ALL”
[10:49:49 AM] Amber: and Thetis is like “NO ACHILLES YOU WILL NOT GO.”
[10:50:01 AM] Amber: and somehow she manages to get him to cross dress and pretend to be a woman
[10:50:05 AM] Amber: and hide him away on an Island
[10:50:10 AM] Amber: and I’m like “HOW DID YOU PULL THAT OFF”
[10:50:14 AM] Amber: “WHY DIDNT ACHILLES JUST LEAVE”
[10:50:18 AM] Amber: “CAUSE HE WANTED TO GO TO THIS BATTLE I MEAN WHAT”
[10:50:35 AM] Amber: “AND HES LIKE A MIGHTY MANLY WARRIER BUT HE DECIDES “nah Imma cross dress that’s cool i’m fine with that”
[10:50:46 AM] Amber: and it turns out he did it to pick up babes
[10:51:01 AM] Amber: and I’m like “ONLY ACHILLES COULD PICK UP BABES WHILE WEARIN GTHE SAME DRESS AS SHE IS OKAY WOW”
[10:51:38 AM] Amber: and apparently
[10:51:44 AM] Amber: his two warrier buddies or whatever
[10:51:51 AM] Amber: Odysseus and Diomedes or wahtever
[10:51:53 AM] Amber: they find him
[10:51:58 AM] Amber: and they’re like “Dude come on let’s go fight”
[10:52:12 AM] Amber: and he’s like “Sure that’s cool” and THEY APPARENTLY LEARNED HE WAS WEARIN GA FUCKING DRESS AND THEYRE ALL COOL WITH THAT
[10:52:20 AM] Amber: it’s like “LOL ACHILLES WHY ARE YOU WEARING A DRESS!!!”
[10:52:25 AM] Amber: “MY MOM MADE ME OKAY GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP”
[10:52:44 AM] Amber: so basically I’m convinced that someone should make a modern day version of this story
[10:52:54 AM] Amber: it would be so ridiculous it’s not even funny ITS HILARIOUS.

(this has been an episode of “Greek Mythology as told by Amber” xP)

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